The End of Internet Chat!

Just today one of my fellow MSN buddies said to me that the internet was closing, no I mean MSN was closing. Now this may be a problem for alot of people, well I say alot I mean, 500,000,00 roughtly if you can't count, 500 million people who use MSN. Now what Microsoft have said is that they won't close the whole thing compleatly, but all your chats will be monitored 24/7, and you even maybe have to pay a subscription fee!
WHAT! This is out of the question, I know there are pleantly of chat clients around the world, but MSN is the main one, and shutting it down is compleat crap.
And do you know why they are doing this, because all the old fogies at microsuck have recieved soooo many complaints about MSN and the fact its not "child safe"

MSN is closing all its chatrooms in Europe, the Middle East, Latin America and most of Asia from 14 October, and changing the way others are operated globally.

Of course all the people and I quote this, are pritty happy about this, Children's charities welcomed the move as "momentous" and said they saw it as a big step towards protecting young web users, but some have criticised the decision.

Internet service provider Lycos has branded the action as "irresponsible" and fear children will move to other unmoderated chatrooms on the net.
Some have suggested that MSN may have economic reasons for closing down their chatrooms.

Microsoft, or MSN, who cares don't shut this MSN down! Its a waste of perfectly good time and money. If the most heard about chat client in the world shuts down what else is here, I know theres AIM, but thats s***, Skype is ok, but doesn't really have the feel or custom to the chat client as a whole.

This is Oliver Newport, reporting for TransiscoNEWS.

Snow Day!

Yes there was a lovely white day of madness today as the snow rained down from the heavens to greet people with its cold rays.

Of course being England, it wasn't a white Chrismas... in fact it was quite a hot day, but 2 months after the period of that time it out of nowhere, thought, hummm I'll think I'll snow today.

Anyway, there was 5cm of snow, so there was snowball fights and snowmen! I have a pic of a huge ball that chis made, he rolled it all the way from a hill right to the school gates. My snowball isn't in the photo as two others claimed it as there work, when it got stuck in a ditch.

The photo was taken with Olly Ray's camera phone so it isn't the best quality, but you can get the joist of the size of the thing, and there were two!

Apparently its snowing tomorrow to...

Chavs and My F'in Hair!

What is it with people today, they can't keep there hands to themselves! Now as some may know if you have seen my videos I have quite long hair, not very long, quite... Now if you don't know what a Chav is, well basically its one of those idiots that you normally see going along and setting fire to things for no apparent reason and then complaining that there hair is on fire. They have the worst dress sense in the universe and if you look at the picture to the left you will see why.

There the most annoying people on the planet and they spend most of the day annoying and beating up helpless people like you and I because they thought that you looked at them, init.

Then they return to the secret chav layer of Mc Donalds to resume daily habitat or the food chain of mc nuggets. Then they decide to lure round the front of the pound shop near tescos to see if they can nick any 50p chav bling stud ear-rings that are made of plastic and they only came as one set and not two.

Why though, did the atomic bomb go off on all of the world and then get all the people who live on the estate turn into idiots. I mean for example (well its more like for real) But you live in the south of England, and in the south you can understand what most people are saying unlike up north in bath or Birmingham where they speak the equivalent of a monkey about to die... But they come up to you with a half idiot face half WTF! And they come up to me and as I am well spoken unlike the chavs and keep in mind that we are in the south, WHY DO YOU SPEAK SO POSH?...... WHY DO YOU SPEAK SO POSH! How stupid can you get, why they can't pronounce there (T)'s and instead of using vocabulary they go (LIKE) every 5 seconds, they think that I am posh, well I have to say I probably am to them, the bastards probably can't even wipe there arses and then go and wash there hands (like many people in are school do not wash there hands) because they think that they might be to posh. I mean yesterday, naming no names J**E W***S! Who my PE forum teacher made me sit next to... and for no reason whatsoever right out the of the blue, around 5 to 10 minuets (I was reading a book) of sitting next to him, he keeps looking at me, and stuff like that and out of the blue, stabs my hand with a pen!

WTF! I can't tolerate that kind of stuff, if someone just did that! So I go and tell the teacher, and he pulls saying no names J**E W***S! Out of the classroom and into the hall, he then goes onto say what happened and apparently saying no names J**E W***S! Said and I quota 'He kept on, like kicking me, like and, like he kept on, like poking me, like and, like, like so that's why I stabbed him. WTF! What a ****ing lie! And then after shaking hands with the bastard (note to self, get detox to poison his skin) I come right back in and saying no more names oh ALEX C****N, or let me say A*******R C****N! He starts chortling GRASS! GRASS! GRASS!....... Grass, humm, well I don't know what grass has to with anything that just happened but its another very stupid chav lingo for YOU TOLD ON AN IDIOT... and I think, well saying no names A******R C****N, what you you do if you got stabbed with a knife in to your hand? Oh I bet you would tell or maybe ever DIE! Oh yes all the chavs all dieing at once sounds like the best idea ever invented by god for that matter and so it shall be told. That as said my Jay Foreman, 'Moon Chav's, chavs on the moon, in a berberry spaceship, chavs on the moon.'

PS - About my hair, everyone keeps pulling it, and aside the best efforts they keep doing it, do you suggest smacking them? But I really do feel like that right now!

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If names have * though them, that person has requested to have the names taken down.

Censorship

CensorshipCensorship drives me up the wall! BEEP this, and BEEP that! I needed to beep everything on this BEEPing video!
The story goes that I had a video more... on youtube and they took it and flagged it! I was under-age for my own video. How on earth does that work. If you are old enough to watch the video you can see it at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5J4jqYW-8

The End of the World (aka Doomsday)

Here is a short video that I did about the fact that there is a clock that will see are fate. And guess what, i'm still alive. TAKE THAT ATMOIC SCIENCE DIVISION, but still its a parodie so don't take it that seriously.

Action Adventurs and Everything More...

Well, this seeing as the first ever blog post should be interesting, so I suppose I should talk about school as it engulfs my life in one big pit that will kill us all. But today the fire bell went off. Now I know that may not sound very interesting at all really, but it was just the fact that this the third time this week. Now my school isn't prone to having safety drills all the time, in fact are headmaster Mr. Caine (aka Demon Headmaster) would probably want to see all the chavs at are school go up in flames while on fire wearing black eating dates. (Seeing as Reigate School, in the early days known as Woodhatch School but then changed, now has chavy estate housing where all the 12 - 16 year old girls have a baby in one arm and a bucket of KFC chicken in the other while standing on her head insulting someone and watching Big Brother at the same time. But anyway, after other emphasizing everything back to the story.

The fire bell always seems to go off one time or another by some student every term, but this time, three times, 3! And how stupid was that person, 'OHHH, I THINK I SHALL WASTE EVERY ONES BREAK TIME, SO I WILL HAVE FUN, OH WAIT THAT WASTES MY TIME TOO! **** I HAVE ALREADY DONE IT.'

No. No. So that just winds the hell out of me, why do that, why waste people valuable time. I mean I know its school but why, what is the point? The last one of the fire bells was supposedly set off with a peice of dairly cheese. But who knows what is next.

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(PLEASE NOTE!!!! - All views are represented of the one person, if you feel offended, don't bother reading this blog!)
(ONE MORE THING: I know that not all people who live on a estate are chavy lowlifes, there are some people who are ok, or had to go there to live. So apoligys to anyone who is offened)