Google AdWords

You know whenever your going around the intertubes and you see a little box like this:
eBay selling wives??? They should watch their backs, the Russian mafia may start sending some heavies over here in order to protect their lucrative wife export trade. And the information on the cheating wife? Well, the link took me to a shopping page (I accidentally clicked on this one, and hope that Google doesn’t disband us). I wonder if this is supposed to be a hint - buy something for your wife or she’ll run off? Somebody actually paid Google money to show this ad … very strange.

The world’s greatest practical joke is deleting a friend’s hard drive??? I can’t believe they’d pick that practical joke over such classics as: maxing out a friend’s credit card, wrecking your parent’s brand new sports car, or selling your sister into a Chinese sweat shop. Maybe they list those and other similarly harmless practical jokes on their site

EBAY ARE SELLING STOLEN VEHICLES!!! Wow, they even have pictures too!
Here's some more...


Google's got a bit lazy here, you can just search for your adverts, which would in tearn be like searching with a search engine in purpose...

THE PLAYSTATION 4's OUT, OMFG!!!!!!

Here's a tonne more:

These are some of the many different adverts when you search for things on Google.

Google Translations Sucks

Hey there, well the reason for this post is because a school in Arizona, USA has got this new thing that will tell who you are even without using your name, so how do you do that. Basically it takes some text from something you have written and it stores it, and when you write something again, as this AI scowers the interweb it will find that text, and even without name it can tell exactly who you are...

So the reason for this technology is because it would be used to track down terrorists and boot them off to Quantanimo Bay or somewhere. But you say 'AHA, but what if I change the style of my writing... well yes and no, it is really quite hard to do that because it takes all the ways you use sentence structure and stuff like that.

But I figured that it's probably not that hard to do, and you know what it only takes 2 clicks.

GOOGLE TRANSLATIONS!!!!?!

As Google LOVE to make me fail at French homework I'm going to run this post through google translations in French, and then from French, back into English.

----> Translated from English to French and back to English <-------------
Hé there, well the reason of this post is because a school in Arizona, the United States has this new thing which will indicate which you are even without employing your name, thus how you do that. Basically it takes a certain text of something which you wrote and it stores it, and when you still write something, as scowers of this AI the interweb it will find this text, and even without name it can indicate exactly which you are…

Thus the reason of this technology is because it would be employed to detect terrorists and to initialize them with far with the compartment from Quantanimo or some share. But you say 'AHA, but what if I change the model of my yes and good No of writing…, it is really completely difficult to make that because it takes all manners you employ the structure and the substance of the sentence like that.

But I appeared that it is probably not that hard to make, and you know what it is necessary only for 2 clicks.

TRANSLATIONS OF GOOGLE! ! ! ! ? !

As the LOVE of Google to ruin to me it French work I will run this post by translations of French google, and then of French, again in English.
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And there we go, recognisable but...no.

My best ven vreeding vru ver tevxs is 'AHA, but what if I change the model of my yes and good No of writing…'