Watta Day!

Well, i'm back, and more pissed off than ever, once again its a talltastic tale about oh look, Reigate School...anyways, i'm coming out of French (by the way this story is old but I want to post it anyways HAHAHAH) and this twat jake hassle or I dunno, (his name doest even deserve capital letters...) and minding my own bisness like you do when your walking to another lesson, I suddenly realise that I have forgotten my coat AGGGHHH. So I turn back to where i'm sitting and oh look its ugly ears, (he looks like dumbo) and he's holding my coat... so as he is a chav I don't have a clue what he's saying so I try and translate that, and he's probally saying something like you left your coat here (rough trans.: u left ur coat here u wanka.)

So there I am and he has my coat, and him being annoying and all, all of a sudden thinks that its a football of some sort and kicks it to the other side of the room, oh fo shizzle.
So I say and I quote "Well, that was really clever jake, well done" - end sarcasm there.
And being all chav he says "go on dan, say dat again u fuka" so I get my coat and he comes up to me, and I tell you he has the most stinky breath ever, I mean not only when chavs push up to your face and generally the rest of your body like that you have to take into account that there breath STINKS! So he says whatever the crap chav lingo he says about 5 time, (I sware he got a bit of a stuck record, maybe he couldn't afford a good CD player?) and decides that now I have been gassed with the breath he will take control of my body and magically chuck me out of the room, and into the door, and out into the hall with 500 other eye witnesses (please note that in the same room while this is all going on is are French teacher, well done miss, have a sticker!) and I get pushed some more by the stinky menace and out of the blue (and this is uncalled for) the bitch punches me clean in the fu**ing face... ****ing, b*stard s**tty, mother**cking, bi*ch face!

So, after that happens I have a huge bruise on my face, and not only has it felt like a brick wall has slammed into my but the **cker has run off.
So after the turd has been found, flushed out of a lesson maybe, hold the pun :), I first get to see the most fantastically funny picture of the arse when he was in year 7, ha not smiling now are you! So, he is found, and the head of year gets the story's strait, and low and behold the arsehole has made up some fake story about how I managed to punch him in the stomach...really...anyway so I tell miss and oh goodie, she believes dumbo! WTF... theres like 500 other f**king eye witnesses and they all saw what the f**k happened! WTF...

So in the end the basta*d gets excluded for a day...a day he should get a bloody azbo and get taken to court for all I care he should get expelled all together, the f**king scum who crowd up the (where not the best school in the county, where the best school for behaviour in the whole universe) according to the 10/10 Ofsted report, a fu*king 0/10 would be more realistic, and guess what, the next day, the bit*h shows up again, and sitting right next to me, and as if he has learnt his lesson for nearly knocking all my teeth out...

So in context it was a very s*it day, and all thanks to Jake Hassle or whatever the **ckers name was, thanks... bitch.

"me name iz jack hassle and aye av really large earz a shizzle phone, and r z chav dat aye could juz explode"

I Found it on the Floor

A few weeks ago, and I forgot to blog this, I found a CD-R in the middle of a pathway, its was on the walk back with Christopher and so walking back from school. And I notice this disk lying on the ground, now this may not seem very strange, but what was on the front of the disk made me think, humm what would be on this disk. Now I am now going to tell you what is on the disk.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BOLLOCKS....

I know, it is a strange thing to find lying on the floor on the walk back from school, but what the hell. And when trying to play this disk, it did work...after cleaning it with a special wipe and a disk scratch cleaner.
And to this day I don't know where that disk went, I put it down, and I wake up and I don't know where it is, but I did rip the 15 tracks from the CD to my computer. And there was 20 tracks on there. Some that are hilarious, and others well, there not so bad.

I have no idea why there was this CD on the ground but all I know is that it was there, it worked when I took it home, and it was a bit of a story. If you where the owner of that CD and where near Reigate area, please comment.

The PlayStation 3

As many people know, the PlayStation 3 was released today in Europe, as some people are quite exited about this, I thought I would give an in depth view into the PlayStation 3.

The release was meant to be in November 2006, and problems in the normal SONY way, was delayed to MARCH 2007. SONY recently came along in the GDC (Game Developers Confrence) SONY keynote, and released the fantastic service, HOME. HOME is a kind of better looking Sims, and in a Second Life context, it lets people enable to chat, and stream live media in a virtual world.

HOME has a realistic physics engine, and was demonstrated memorially with the guy doing it at GDC by dropping a SONY BRAVIA TV down the stairs.

HOME is currently in Beta, and is being released for testing to a huge 15,000 people, and unlikely known if it will be released here for testing in the UK. But good things come with downsides, so SONY was incredibly annoying by making the backwards compatibility, dead...really that's just how to describe it, but they got rid of the service like the annoying buggers they are, in there pixie SONY offices and...urmmm, yeh.

The launch titles are interesting though, and the one that caught by beady little eye yesterday peering though the glass of a store window, and Motor Storm looks fantastic, and so does Formula 1, and the graphics for F1 are phenomenal! When I saw the trailer last year, I thought it wasn't a game, they also have damage which really is the perfect thing to go with any racing game. I mean like, Grand Turismo, Polyphony Digital has always promised, DAMAGE! But nooooo.

The PSP-to-PS3 connectivity is good with the console to, that really is the topping on the cake, use your PSP as a second screen or perhaps a second controller, which you won't get the 6-axis control, still would be good if you want to play PS3 anywhere around your house.
The 6-Axis is a Nintendo Wii idea, and yes, as normal, SONY has nicked all the ideas from Microsoft and Nintendo.

Nintendo: The Wii like control or 6-Axis
Microsoft: Same LIVE service


There was a previous version of the PS3 controller that looked like a boomerang, but was changed due to health and safety reasons, we don't want people in white coats observing you while you play do you. So a more Duleshock 2 control was re-made.

The other things that SONY has done is made no one buy the console by making it so expensive that no one will buy it. When the PS3 went on pre-order on Amazon, and when the Wii went up for pre-order it was 5 minuets before they were sold out. But the PS3's never really shifted, it was well, more than 2 weeks 3 weeks before they really where sold to a compleat extent. So alough I think I will never really by the magical wonder box, I do think that I would by a Wii.

Blah Blah Blah

Once again, I am annoyed. Well, it only really annoyed me for a period of time, but still, it was annoying. Sainsburys is a place of food and wonder, and I today was buying the new, Diet Citrus Coke, or Lemon & Lime to be realistic. And I had to wait in a Q of 3 people, and it took ages! This woman at the till was just, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! And then it took ages for her to do somthing even without talking, yes they can talk, but what the other woman was buying was 5 or 6 items and it tooks maybe 10 or 15 mins just to do all of it.
I DON'T GIVE A PISS ABOUT YOUR BACK PAIN, JUST LET ME GET MY FRIKKIN COKE!
And then she tryed to have a fake conversation with me, oh how are you, you do know that soft drinks are bad for your teeth. JUST GIVE ME THE FRIKKIN DRINK!!!
I know they are trying to be nice, and I do think that its nice, but no, I don't care, I don't give a toss, if your hamster larry died because he decided that the british airways flight he got on ebay was to expensive for him.

I made it clear if she could hurry up, and so did the guy behind me, but noooo, nooooo, you can't you need to stop what your doing and talk at the lady who is DEATH! I took 20 seconds, in, out, done.

CUT THE CRAP, GIMMIE THE GOODS. (Should be a slogen)