What's more embarrassing?
- Getting hit by a car in the middle of the public eye?
- Having a kid pull your underpants down in the middle of a dance class?
Just to get the jist of the story out of the way, picture in your mind right now, its 2nd period, at 10:30 am on a Monday, just the fact it's a Monday makes this bad already.
Everyone trudges into a giant hall, and this is the dinner hall, with every possible thing stuck to the floor, and you just so happen to have bear feet.
And everyone has to do the same old crap, and whatever dance routine that makes no sense is coming next.
And it's really not a great day, with dance + Mondays = BADDDD.
So, what to make matters worse, dose someone who thinks it might be a laugh to pull some kids gym shorts down in front of everybody.
Okay... you ask... That kinda happened before, nothing new there...here's the really funny part. What happens, lets say, you kinda accidentally on purpose grab a little too much in the rush to pull the shorts down, and also pull the boxers down with them.
Now apart from if your gay you may find that mooning the whole class is funny, but horrible if your within the radius of...10 feet. I just so happened to be doing a stretch at the time, and just so happened to be stretching right next the the mark aka Weasley.
So I got mooned in the face, luckily it wasn't the other way around...instead for the unfortunate people on that side, who just so happened to be a FEMALE support teacher, she got the other end of that stick.
Everyone kinda' looks like this drawing I just did.And a few more people... so what do you do in a common crysis like this, and when you don't have enough money, or processing power to run the game...oh sorry I mean when the guy that just gay power act, and is about half a meter taller than you, well what else but attack him of course!
Anyways, he gets sent out, followed by the lucky support teacher who saw the ding-dang-doodle of this.
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