Ever Have One of Those Weird Days?

So today I was hit by a car...how was your day?

Like the titles says, do you ever have on of those, just please do not talk to me at all days? I do, and I did just today, the funny thing is, that my day involved with me being hit by a car.

Okay, I know, I know, YOU GOT WHAT! But it's all quite all right, I'm talking to you now aren't I.
Basically what happened is that I cycle to school everyday, and at around 7am when I get up, and at around 8am when I finally have half-woken up I start cycling to the hell hole that is school (OK, its not a hell hole but just school isn't something you really want to go to at 8 in the morning).

Now, the weird thing is, that the only reason why I got hit by a car per say, and here is the funny thing, (if you can call being hit by a car funny) the reason I crashed, was because someone shouted my name, whilst I was crossing the road (this is a duel carriage way) and I nearly got hit by a car and because of that, they shout,
"DON'T GET HIT BY A CAR OLLY"....Screeeeeeechhhc, OMFG...CRASSHHHH...S***tiing, F****ckig, BA***RDSSS!!!!!!

So to sum up, I got hit by a car, because someone shouted don't get hit by a car... I know. Weird.

Also the even weirder thing is that when I did start to talk to the driver...I apologised.

It looks like nothing, but it's worse than it looks

And for the last thing, here is a manky picture of my knee after the accident. Unfortunately, I was actually recording when I was hit by a car...but, and this stops me from getting £250 from You've Been Framed, the thing is with the PSP camera, it cuts out if you bash it. So, hey I know lets run out into the road and do it again.

In fact just thinking about it now again, if he didn't slow down, Olly wouldn't just have a twisted ankle and a grazed knee, he might even be uncontentious on the floor and in A&E.

But otherwise it was a perfectly normal day.