Ever Have One of Those Weird Days?

So today I was hit by a car...how was your day?

Like the titles says, do you ever have on of those, just please do not talk to me at all days? I do, and I did just today, the funny thing is, that my day involved with me being hit by a car.

Okay, I know, I know, YOU GOT WHAT! But it's all quite all right, I'm talking to you now aren't I.
Basically what happened is that I cycle to school everyday, and at around 7am when I get up, and at around 8am when I finally have half-woken up I start cycling to the hell hole that is school (OK, its not a hell hole but just school isn't something you really want to go to at 8 in the morning).

Now, the weird thing is, that the only reason why I got hit by a car per say, and here is the funny thing, (if you can call being hit by a car funny) the reason I crashed, was because someone shouted my name, whilst I was crossing the road (this is a duel carriage way) and I nearly got hit by a car and because of that, they shout,
"DON'T GET HIT BY A CAR OLLY"....Screeeeeeechhhc, OMFG...CRASSHHHH...S***tiing, F****ckig, BA***RDSSS!!!!!!

So to sum up, I got hit by a car, because someone shouted don't get hit by a car... I know. Weird.

Also the even weirder thing is that when I did start to talk to the driver...I apologised.

It looks like nothing, but it's worse than it looks

And for the last thing, here is a manky picture of my knee after the accident. Unfortunately, I was actually recording when I was hit by a car...but, and this stops me from getting £250 from You've Been Framed, the thing is with the PSP camera, it cuts out if you bash it. So, hey I know lets run out into the road and do it again.

In fact just thinking about it now again, if he didn't slow down, Olly wouldn't just have a twisted ankle and a grazed knee, he might even be uncontentious on the floor and in A&E.

But otherwise it was a perfectly normal day.

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Once again, I am annoyed. Well, it only really annoyed me for a period of time, but still, it was annoying. Sainsburys is a place of food and wonder, and I today was buying the new, Diet Citrus Coke, or Lemon & Lime to be realistic. And I had to wait in a Q of 3 people, and it took ages! This woman at the till was just, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! And then it took ages for her to do somthing even without talking, yes they can talk, but what the other woman was buying was 5 or 6 items and it tooks maybe 10 or 15 mins just to do all of it.
I DON'T GIVE A PISS ABOUT YOUR BACK PAIN, JUST LET ME GET MY FRIKKIN COKE!
And then she tryed to have a fake conversation with me, oh how are you, you do know that soft drinks are bad for your teeth. JUST GIVE ME THE FRIKKIN DRINK!!!
I know they are trying to be nice, and I do think that its nice, but no, I don't care, I don't give a toss, if your hamster larry died because he decided that the british airways flight he got on ebay was to expensive for him.

I made it clear if she could hurry up, and so did the guy behind me, but noooo, nooooo, you can't you need to stop what your doing and talk at the lady who is DEATH! I took 20 seconds, in, out, done.

CUT THE CRAP, GIMMIE THE GOODS. (Should be a slogen)