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Friday, 9 November 2007

Ever Have One of Those Weird Days?

So today I was hit by a car...how was your day?

Like the titles says, do you ever have on of those, just please do not talk to me at all days? I do, and I did just today, the funny thing is, that my day involved with me being hit by a car.

Okay, I know, I know, YOU GOT WHAT! But it's all quite all right, I'm talking to you now aren't I.
Basically what happened is that I cycle to school everyday, and at around 7am when I get up, and at around 8am when I finally have half-woken up I start cycling to the hell hole that is school (OK, its not a hell hole but just school isn't something you really want to go to at 8 in the morning).

Now, the weird thing is, that the only reason why I got hit by a car per say, and here is the funny thing, (if you can call being hit by a car funny) the reason I crashed, was because someone shouted my name, whilst I was crossing the road (this is a duel carriage way) and I nearly got hit by a car and because of that, they shout,
"DON'T GET HIT BY A CAR OLLY"....Screeeeeeechhhc, OMFG...CRASSHHHH...S***tiing, F****ckig, BA***RDSSS!!!!!!

So to sum up, I got hit by a car, because someone shouted don't get hit by a car... I know. Weird.

Also the even weirder thing is that when I did start to talk to the driver...I apologised.

It looks like nothing, but it's worse than it looks

And for the last thing, here is a manky picture of my knee after the accident. Unfortunately, I was actually recording when I was hit by a car...but, and this stops me from getting £250 from You've Been Framed, the thing is with the PSP camera, it cuts out if you bash it. So, hey I know lets run out into the road and do it again.

In fact just thinking about it now again, if he didn't slow down, Olly wouldn't just have a twisted ankle and a grazed knee, he might even be uncontentious on the floor and in A&E.

But otherwise it was a perfectly normal day.

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

I Found it on the Floor


A few weeks ago, and I forgot to blog this, I found a CD-R in the middle of a pathway, its was on the walk back with Christopher and so walking back from school. And I notice this disk lying on the ground, now this may not seem very strange, but what was on the front of the disk made me think, humm what would be on this disk. Now I am now going to tell you what is on the disk.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BOLLOCKS....

I know, it is a strange thing to find lying on the floor on the walk back from school, but what the hell. And when trying to play this disk, it did work...after cleaning it with a special wipe and a disk scratch cleaner.
And to this day I don't know where that disk went, I put it down, and I wake up and I don't know where it is, but I did rip the 15 tracks from the CD to my computer. And there was 20 tracks on there. Some that are hilarious, and others well, there not so bad.

I have no idea why there was this CD on the ground but all I know is that it was there, it worked when I took it home, and it was a bit of a story. If you where the owner of that CD and where near Reigate area, please comment.

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